Friday, December 11, 2009

The Truth About Married Life

....well at least my marriage
-You only eat grilled cheese or takeout for dinner
-You wash your hair on a necessary basis, only
-You kiss your spouse as often as you want, knowing you have morning breath.
-Sometimes you don’t brush your hair or wear make up.
-Sometimes you give up on daily shaving in exchange for weekly or perhaps biweekly
-Sweat pants and a T-shirt start looking cuter and cuter the longer you've been married
-You can have sex whenever and wherever you want, and sometimes you do, sometimes you don't
-You imagine what your future children will look like, and secretly, you wish they get your husbands eyes and your nose
-You feel weird without your wedding ring, and sometimes drive all the way back home just to get it
-Staying at home and redboxing is more appealing than a night on the town
-You’ve had your fair share of arguments about leaving the toilet seat up, leaving the cap off the toothpaste, and the temperature at which your house is set at

Although none of this is glamorous in the slightest I wouldn't trade it for anything.... I love being married to my best friend.

5 comments:

Nate and Lynlee said...

ha ha this is funny Paige!! What a cute post. If it makes you feel any better, Nate is currently growing a beard (he hasn't shaved for 2 weeks.) He never would've done such a thing while dating. :)

We need to talk about your Christmas plans. I can't remember if you said you're staying in Utah or going to Arizona!

Audrey Crisp said...

WEll said! I agree totally. It's great just how comfortable you become after you've been married for awhile. You left out farting and burping though. HAHAAH.....Or maybe I just do that? I should really not do that in front of him. Thanks for the jealousy of me. HAHA..I'm super jealous you're pregnant! so we're even! have a great day!

A Diary of A Mother to An Unruly Kid said...

this post cracked me up! I think you just described my marriage to the t! Although, I secretly hope our kid looks just like Daniel and very little like me!... So funny! It's totally friday night and daniel just went to pick up a redbox and chinese. LOVE IT!!

Travis & Liz said...

So True!! I'm not ashamed to admit that I love this life style too!!

Ryan and Shaylee said...

PAIGE!!! I love this post; how true your list it!!!!!!!! good job :)